CP 99: The Third Christmas Episode

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good fight!

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  • “This Means War” by JohnnyNapalm
  • “My Ubersaw” by Andy of Comix Inc.
  • “Spencer The Lonely Heavy” by Frekydelic
  • “It’s Beginning to look alot like Dustbowl” by JohnMazz, Snuggernaut, ManWithTheGoldenBuns, CoRn & Buwchbach
  • “God Rest You” by Gehn
  • “Heavy Claus is Coming to Town” by Snuggernaut
  • “Goldrush Time Is Near” performed by MilkshakeMan / lyrics by Randominuyasha
  • “Sticky Bombs” by Mooseman & Donquixote
  • “Take This and Die” by ManWithTheGoldenBuns
  • “State of the Season” by JohnnyNapalm
  • “State of the Season” Intro/Outro by Bob Mills
  • Download songs from this episode and previous episodes here. (forum reg required)
  • Episode graphic by JackAxeWell

CP 98: Death By Stupid

There are a few little stupid things, okay I’ll be honest, there are alot of stupid things going on in this episode. Other not-so-stupid things consist of an announcement of the Demo/Soldier update, more TF2 lore, and Wes as a furry. Yes, that last one was quite stupid.

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CP 97: Hearing Aids

Eric is sick this week, but on an unrelated topic… The Announcer’s lover is revealed!

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CP 96: The French Disapprove

Bonjour! This week we’re talking about what causes TF2 to be rated “M”. Can a game be considered art? Secret Santa… CPCon3… Time Travel… all of this, and bad French accents too!

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CP 95: Sir Control of Point

Hear ye brave knights of Control Point speaketh out to the kingdom as now they laid aside their swords and hold aloft their booming microphones. Why dost thou read this and not listen to episode 95 immediately? Ye may all stand glad, knowing for the word of this merry ‘sode speaks poetry into your ear. Forsooth, Shawty.

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CP 94.6: TF2 Talk Radio

No Listener Contributions, no Surveillance, no RapidFire questions, just good clean TF2 discussion. Joining us this week is Johnny Napalm, Mr.Eagle, Hemanena and Sabrina.

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CP 94: A Ghastly Episode

Halloween is here, and so is Hemanena. That’s right, we have a female scout in the studio this week! It’s time for a sugar high, it’s time for episode 94!

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CP 93: Rubbarah!


This week is full of celebration! There’s the Windows 7 launch, a birthday, and we’re celebrating 90 episodes of opening the briefcase. It’s a party! Rubbarah!

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CP 91: Oh look, there’s a Koala!


It’s time that we catch up on some listener contributions.

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CP 90: Guard Dogs


Spencer is back! This time it’s for good. By the way, you know what Team Fortress 2 needs? Guard Dogs.

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CP 89: Valve is Listening


We have something pretty amazing to share with you this week! We think it’s amazing anyway.. thanks Valve!

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CP 88: Through The Orange Door


Come on in and listen to our interview with TheOrangeDoor about the functional Sentry gun that he built out of LEGOs. Also there’s some discussion about the drama that Valve has been creating regarding cheaters. Topping off this episode is our first live call-in segment. It’s action packed I tell you!

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CP 87: Baby Buggy Bumpers


Does the title of this episode intrigue you?

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CP 86: Stereotypes


Skill-less spamming Demoman. Those new to Sniper, use Huntsman. Girls play Pyro. Backburner is for n00bs. All Scouts are kids hyped up on caffeine.

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CP 85: Overtime!


So much happened this week, Classless Update, a map contest, tons of contributions and 3 new songs! In this episode, we go OVERTIME!

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CP 84: CP Con Jr


Control Point listeners from all over the place came together in Huntsville, AL. It was a wonderful weekend. There were 13 people in the studio this week. The first 6 minutes was missing, so I used a rather crappy sounding backup, but it’s all there. Enjoy!

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CP 78: Worst Episode Ever


We decided to take the show in a new direction, mostly downward.

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CP 80: Serious Cosplay


Johnny Napalm joins us today as we discuss a big update, a very serious cosplayer and celebrate his birthday.

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CP 76: CPCon 2009


We are recording in front of real live people this time! In the midst of the convention, community members gather around the hosts, watching, participating, and being merry.

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CP 79: Popular Podcast


This is the closest we’ve gotten to being linked on the official TF2 blog. Eric is back this week, and we discuss a new game mode, debate about spoilers, and watch a few TF2 videos.

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CP 75: Meet JENING


An interview with a Spy superstar!

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CP 73: Dun Dun


Phishers, Updates, and Nivekeryas, oh my!!

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CP 72: We’re All Just Cornish Game Hens


We had an overflow of contributions last week, so here’s another episode full of em. Our guest this week is Johnny_Napalm!

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CP 71: Easter Eggs-treme!


This is our egg-cellent Easter egg-isode. We are catching up on listener contributions this week, so hold tight and keep your sunny side up… and that’s all yolks!

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CP 70: The Honeypot


Achievement Farmers: Be Warned! Server admins are fighting back! We discuss a very controversial subject with special guest msleeper.

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CP 69: The Truth About Episode 50


You wanna know the truth? The horrible truth? Well, here it is.

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CP 68: The Obvious


I know it sounds pretty obvious, but sometimes the obvious is obvious because it’s obvious. Discussing “Obvious Gameplay Points that People Forget” this week with guest host: Johnny Napalm!

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CP 67: A Lesson in Etiquette


Discussion of what to do and what NOT to do in certain scenarios that may pop up during your TF2 career. It never hurts to say “please” and “thank you” too. Guests this week are AshWilliams & Nivekeryas.

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CP 66: How to ruin a server


There are many ways to ruin a TF2 server, and we let you know what those are.

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CP 65: Scout Unlocks


The Scout update gives us much to talk about!

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CP 64: That’s What She Said


The Scout update is so close. While we try not to speculate too much, we do share our thoughts about what is officially announced about the Scout update. Mentok joins us this week in one crazy, crazy ride.

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CP 63: Spycrab Confessionals


This week, we introduce two new segments. Lots of emails and discussion about our friends over seas. A little something about the elusive Spycrab. So, have a cup o’ tea and give a listen.

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CP 62: Love is in the air


Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the evening brings. The world, for once, in perfect harmony.
With all its living things. Or something like that.

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CP 61: The Bots Are Coming


Move over weak humans, TF2 bots are moving in.

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CP 59: Smelly Wine & Chief Perfume


Just a small town podcast, livin’ in a lonely world. Lot’s of lovin’, touchin’ and squeezin’ in this fun-filled episode.

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CP 58: Mirror on a Stick


Why not give the Scout a mirror on a stick? Sounds useful to me.

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CP 57: Who Touched My Gun?!


First show of 2009! We catch up on lots of emails that accumulated in our inbox during the holidays. We also discuss the aftermath of the Demoman’s nerf.

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